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*waves* I’ve missed you all!

Hey. Hello. Hi there. :) Remember me? If not, let me reintroduce myself. I’m Camille – aka Cam, Killa Cam, Milley, Milli Vanilli, Mill Mill, Cheeks, and a plethora of other names. I have been neglecting this blog like NO OTHER, and I’m sorry! I’ma do better. Must. do. better. A combination of laziness, being busy, and having nothing I felt was interesting enough to write a complete post about has prevented me from updating, but no more! Why, you ask? What has changed? Actually, nothing. Yet. But I’m announcing today that I’M BACK ON THE MARKET! No one is excited, I know. That’s cool. I’ve taken a break from dating for seriously, like, a long time. Officially, it’s been (OMG) five years since I’ve actually had a boyfriend. I had no idea it’s been that long until I just thought about it right now. That makes me pretty sad, but also a bit hopeful.

However unintentionally, I took an extended time-out to just be alone, and grow up. I know who I am now. I know what I will and won’t tolerate. I know where I need to do better in my life, and I know what I’m really good at. Read the rest of this entry »


Sooo, it has come to my attention recently that some men don’t know how much women [myself included] love facial hair. I had no idea that men were in the dark about this. So let me shed some light.

Now, for those men who either A: are clean-shaven, B: can’t grow their facial hair, or C: have patchy/roughlooking/tacomeat/etc hair – this post may not be for you and I understand. Feel free to hang around and witness all this love I’m about to throw at the men who have this gawjusness attached to the lower halves of their faces. I’m sure you are still sexxy in your own right, but I’m just not talmbout you today. And for the ladies who, for reasons unbeknownst to me, do not care for men with facial hair – um, first I give you a seriously long *side eye* – then I’ll just say, “to each her own,” and let you gon’ about your business. You can defend your POV in the comments.

And without further ado, my Ode to Facial Hair [SN: I'm aware that an ode usually involves some poetry & music, but I didn't have time for alladat]:

Not very representative of black men, I know =/

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